Online Lingo - Text Messaging - Text Shorthand

These acronyms and abbreviations, sometimes also designated as shorthand, are employed and used by computer users, or whenever bridge players are online. They can also be employed for instant messaging, cell phone texting, newsgroups, blogs, which can then be user-specific. The user should also be aware that there are many not listed here and also that the "C" and the "S" can be used for "See"; this is also the case with the "U" and the "Y", which can be used for "you".

The reader should also be aware that digital emoji such as " :) or :( " are not included as they can be perhaps employed in different, sometimes negative manner. Online bridge conversations should also be conducted according to the same guidelines of the Zero Tolerance principle, and should also be observed at all times.

Note: any reader, who wishes to add to this present list, can do this by sending email.

  @TEOTD At The End Of The Day
  ^URS Up Yours
  <3 it means: a Heart
  143 it means: I Love You
  14AA41 One for All and All for One
  2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be
  2BZ4UQT Too Busy For You Cutey
  2G2B4G Too Good To Be Forgotten
  2G2BT Too Good To Be True
  2NITE Tonight
  404 it means: I Haven't A Clue
  411 it means: Info
  4EAE ForEver And Ever
  4ever Forever
  4NR Foreigner
  5FS 5 Finger Salute
  86 Out Of or Over
  A/S/L/P Age/Sex/Location/Picture
  AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
  AAF As A Friend
  AAK Asleep At Keyboard
  AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
  AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
  AAR At Any Rate
  AAR8 At Any Rate
  AAS Alive And Smiling
  AATK Always At The Keyboard
  AAYF As Always, Your Friend
  AB Ass Backwards
  ABITHIWTIDB A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
  ABT2 About To
  ACD Alt Control Delete
  ACE Access Control Entry
  ACK Acknowledgement
  ADAD Another Day Another Dollar
  ADBB All Done Bye Bye
  ADIH Another Day In Hell
  ADIP Another Day In Paradise
  ADR Address
  AEAP As Early As Possible
  AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You
  AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
  AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
  AFAICS As Far As I Can See
  AFAICT As far As I can Tell
  AFAIK As Far As I Know
  AFAIU As Far As I Understand
  AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
  AFAP As Far As Possible
  AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned
  AFC Away From Computer
  AFDN Any F***ing Day Now
  AFGO Anotgher F***ing Growth Opportunity
  AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware
  AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
  AFK Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
  AFPOE A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
  AFT About F***ing Time
  AFZ Acronym free zone
  AGKWE And God Knows What Else
  AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
  aight Alright
  AIH As It Happens
  AIMB As I Mentioned Before
  AIMP Always In My Prayers
  AISB As I Said Before
  AISE As I Said Earlier
  AISI As I See It
  AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As
  ALAP As Late As Possible
  Alcon All Concerned
  ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
  ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
  ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally
  AMAP As Many As Possible
  AMBW All My Best Wishes
  AMF Adios Muther F***er
  AML All My Love
  AMRMTYFTS All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
  AND Any day now
  ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
  ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
  AOAS All Of A Sudden
  AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
  AON Apropos Of Nothing
  AP Apple Pie
  AS Ape Shit
  ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
  ASAP As Soon As Possible
  ASL Age/Sex/Location
  ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
  ATAB Ain't That A Bitch
  ATST At The Same Time
  ATW All the Web or Around the Web
  AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
  AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
  AWOL Absent Without Leave
  AYC Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
  AYCE All You Can Eat
  AYK As You Know
  AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
  AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because
  B/C Because
  B4 Before
  B4N Bye For Now
  B4U Before You
  B4YKI Before You Know It
  BAG Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
  BAK Back At my Keyboard
  BAMF Bad Ass Muther F***er
  BAU Business As Usual
  BB Be Back
  BB4N Bye-Bye for Now
  BBB Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
  BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
  BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
  BBFN Bye-Bye for Now
  BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
  BBIAF Be Back In A Few
  BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
  BBIAW Be Back In A While
  BBL Be Back Later
  BBMFIC Big Bad Muther F***er In Charge
  BBN Bye Bye Now
  BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
  BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
  BBT Be Back Tomorrow
  BCBG Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
  BCBS Big Company, Big School
  BCNU Be Seein' You
  BCOZ Because
  BD Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
  BDBI5M Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
  BDC Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
  BDN Big Damn Number
  BEOS it means: Nudge
  BF Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features
  BFD Big F***ing Deal
  BFE Beyond F***ing Egypt
  BFF Best Friends Forever
  BFFTTE Best Friends Forever Til The End
  BFN Bye For Now
  BFR Big Fucken Rock
  BHAG Big Hairy Audacious Goal
  BHG Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
  BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart
  BIBI Bye Bye
  BIBO Beer In, Beer Out
  BIF Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
  BIOYE Blow It Out Your Ear
  BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port
  BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose
  BITD Back In The Day
  BKA Better Known As
  BL Belly Laughing
  BLBBLB Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
  BM Byte Me
  BMF Bad Muther F***er
  BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter
  BMOF Bite Me Old Fart
  BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
  BNDN Been Nowhere Done Nothing
  BNF Big Name Fan
  BO Bug Off -or- Body Odor
  BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
  BOCTAAE But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
  BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
  BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again
  BOTEC Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation
  BOTOH But On The Other Hand
  BPLM Big Person Little Mind
  BR Bathroom
  BRB Be Right Back
  BRT Be Right There
  BS Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
  BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink
  BSBD&NE Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
  BSF But Seriously, Folks
  BT Byte This
  BTA But Then Again or Before The Attacks
  BTDT Been There Done That
  BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
  BTFO Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
  BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
  BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
  BTTT Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
  BTW By The Way
  BTWBO Be There With Bells On
  BTWITIAILW/U By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
  BW Best Wishes
  BWDIK But What Do I Know
  BWL Bursting With Laughter
  BWO Black, White or Other
  BYKT But you Knew That
  BYOA Bring Your Own Advil
  C&G Chuckly and Grin
  C/P Cross Post
  C4N Ciao For Now
  CAAC Cool As A Cucumber
  CB Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
  CBB Can't Be Bothered
  CBF Can't Be F***ed
  CBJ Covered Blow Job
  CFV Call For Vote
  CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
  CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out
  CID Consider It Done
  CIS CompuServe Information Service
  CMF Count My Fingers
  CMIW Correct Me if I'm Wrong
  CMU Crack Me Up
  CNP Continued in Next Post
  COB Close Of Business
  CofS Church of Scientology
  COS Change Of Subject
  C-P Sleepy
  CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
  CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
  CRAT Can't Remember A Thing
  CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
  CRB Come Right Back
  CRBT Crying Real Big Tears
  CRS Can't Remember Sh**
  CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
  CSL Can't Stop Laughing
  C-T City
  CTA Call To Action
  CTC Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
  CU See You -or- Cracking Up
  CUATU See You Around The Universe
  CUL See You Later
  CUL8ER See You Later
  CUL8R See You Later
  CUNS See You In School
  CWYL Chat With You Later
  CY Calm Yourself
  CYA Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
  CYL See You Later
  CYM Check Your Mail
  CYO See You Online
  CYT See You Tomorrow
  DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That
  DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
  DBA Doing Business As
  DBABAI Don't Be A Bitch About It
  DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read
  DD Due Diligence
  DDD Direct Distance Dial
  DETI Don't Even Think It
  DF Dear Friend
  DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
  DGA Don't Go Anywhere
  DGT Don't Go There
  DGTG Don't Go There Girlfriend
  DGYF Damn Girl You're Fine
  DH Dear Hubby or Husband
  DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath
  DIKU Do I Know You
  DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
  DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
  DITR Dancing In The Rain
  DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
  DIY Do It Yourself
  DKDC Don't Know Don't Care
  DL Download -or- Dead Link
  DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
  DLTM Don't Lie To Me
  DMI Don't Mention It
  DNC Does Not Compute
  DOE Depends On Experience
  DOEI Goodbye (in Dutch)
  DORD Department of Redundancy Department
  DP Domestic Partner
  DQMOT Don't Quote Me On This
  DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job
  DRIB Don't Read If Busy
  DTRT Do The Right Thing
  DUI Driving Under the Influence
  DURS! -or- DUS! Damn You Are Sexy! -or- Damn You Sexy!
  DUST Did You See That
  DWB Don't Write Back
  DWBH Don't Worry Be Happy
  DWI Driving While Intoxicated
  DWS Driving While Stupid
  DWWWI Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated
  DWYM Does What You Mean
  DYFM Dude You Fascinate Me
  DYHAB Do You Have A Boyfriend
  DYHAG Do You Have A Girlfriend
  DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate it When...
  DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
  DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing
  E123 Easy as One, Two, Three
  EAK Eating at Keyboard
  EFT Electronic Funds Transfer
  EG Evil Grin
  EL Evil Laugh
  EM Excuse Me
  EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
  EMI Excuse My Ignorance
  EML Email Me Later
  EMRTW Evil Monkey's Rule The World
  EMSG E-Mail Message
  EOD End Of Day
  EOM End Of Message
  EOT End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
  ESADYFA Eat Shit And Die You F***ing Asshole
  ESEMED Every Second Every Minute Every Day
  ESMF Eat Sh** Mother F***er
  ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator
  ETA Estimated Time of Arrival
  ETLA ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
  EVRE1 Every One
  EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated
  EZ Easy
  F2F Face-to-Face
  FAB Features Attributes Benefits
  FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
  FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
  FBI Fucking Brilliant Idea
  FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
  FE Fatal Error
  FF Friends Forever
  FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New
  FFS For F***s Sake
  FGDAI stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
  FILF Father I'd Like to F***
  FILTH Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
  FINE F***ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
  FISH First in, Still Here
  FITB Fill in the Blanks
  FLA Four Letter Acronym
  FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
  FO F*** Off
  FOAF Friend Of A Friend
  FOC Free of Charge
  FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing
  FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing
  FORD Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
  FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
  FSR For Some Reason
  FSU F*** Shit Up
  FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
  FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
  FTF F*** That's Funny
  FTFOI For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
  FTL Faster Than Light
  FTLOG For The Love Of God
  FTR For The Record
  FTRF F*** That's Really Funny
  FTTB For The Time Being
  FTW For The Win
  FU2 F*** You Too
  FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
  FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief
  FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
  FUM F***ed Up Mess
  FWB Friends With Benefits
  FWD Forward
  FWIW For What It's Worth
  FYA For Your Amusement
  FYE For Your Edification
  FYI For Your Information
  FYIFV F*** You I'm Fully Vested
  FYLTGE From Your Lips To Gods Ears
  FYM For Your Misinformation
  FYSBIGTBABN Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
  G Guess -or- Grin
  G2GLYS Got To Go Love Ya So
  GA Go Ahead
  GAL Get A Life
  GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little
  GALHER Get A Load of Her
  GALHIM Get A Load of Him
  GAP Got A Pic?
  GAS Got A Second
  GBG Great Big Grin
  GBH Great Big Hug
  GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running
  GDI God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
  GF Girlfriend
  GFF Go F****ing Figure
  GFI Go For It
  GFN Gone For Now
  GFTD Gone For The Day
  GFY Go F*** Yourself
  GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go
  GGN Gotta Go Now
  GGP Gotta Go Pee
  GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
  GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
  GL Good Luck -or- Get Lost
  GLG Good Looking Girl
  GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I
  GM Good Morning
  GMAB Give Me A Break
  GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break
  GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
  GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves
  GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You
  GNSD Good Night Sweet Dreams
  GOI Get Over It
  GOK God Only Knows
  GOL Giggling Out Loud
  GOS Gay Or Straight
  GOYHH Get Off Your High Horse
  GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking
  GR8 Great
  gratz Congratulations
  GRRRR it means Growling
  GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake
  GTFOOH Get The F*** Out Of Here
  GTG Got To Go
  GTGB Got To Go, Bye
  GTGP Got To Go Pee
  GTH Go To Hell
  GTM Giggle To Myself
  GTRM Going To Read Mail
  GTSY Glad To See You
  GUD Geographically UnDesirable
  GWS Get Well Soon
  GYHOOYA Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
  GYPO Get Your Pants Off
  H&K Hug and Kiss
  h/o Hold On
  h/p Hold Please
  H4XX0R a "hacker" or "to be hacked"
  HAGD Have a Great Day
  HAGN Have A Good Night
  HAGO Have A Good One
  HAK Hugs And Kisses
  HAND Have a Nice Day
  HAWTLW Hello And Welcome To Last Week
  HB Hurry Back
  HBIB Hot But Inappropriate Boy
  HCC Holy Computer Crap
  HD Hold
  HF Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
  HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
  HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
  HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking
  HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
  HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
  HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
  HIG How's It Going
  HIH Hope It Helps
  HIOOC Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
  HITAKS Hang In There And Keep Smiling
  HNTI How Nice That/This Is
  HNTW How Nice That Was
  HOHA HOllywood HAcker
  HSIK How Should I Know
  HT Hi There
  HTB Hang The Bastards
  HTH Hope This (or That) Helps
  HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The Head
  HUA Heads Up Ace
  HUGZ Hugs
  HUYA Head Up Your A**
  HWGA Here We Go Again
  I 1-D-R I Wonder
  I&I Intercourse and Inebriation
  IAC In Any Case
  IAC In Any Case
  IAE In Any Event
  IAITS It's All In The Subject
  IANAC I Am Not A Crook
  IANADBIPOOTV I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
  IANAE I Am Not an Expert
  IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
  IANNNGC I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
  IASAP4U I Always Say A Prayer For You
  IAT I Am Tired
  IAW I Agree With
  IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See It
  IBRB I Will Be Right Back
  IBT In Between Technology
  IBTC Itty Bitty Titty Committee
  IBTD I Beg To Differ
  IBTL In Before The Lock
  IC In Character
  ICBW I Could Be Wrong
  ID10T Idiot
  IDC I Don't Care
  IDGAF I Don't Give A F***
  IDGARA I Don't Give A Rats Ass
  IDGI I Don't Get It
  IDK I Don't Know
  IDKY I Don't Know You
  I-D-L Ideal
  IDM It Does Not Matter
  IDST I Didn't Say That
  IDTS I Don't Think So
  IEF It's Esther's Fault
  IFAB I Found A Bug
  IFU I F***ed Up
  IGGP I Gotta Go Pee
  IGTP I Get The Point
  IHA I Hate Acronyms
  IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message
  IHNO I Have No Opinion
  IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place
  IHU I Hear You
  IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
  IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference
  IIR If I Remember or If I Recall
  IIRC If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
  IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
  IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
  IIWM If It Were Me
  IKALOPLT I Know A Lot Of People Like That
  ILA I Love Acronyms
  ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
  ILMURLABITIMMHAC I Like Making Up Ridiculously Long Acronyms Because I Think It Makes Me Hip And Cool
  ILU I Love You
  ILY I Love You
  IM Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
  IM2BZ2P I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee!
  IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
  IMCO In My Considered Opinion
  IMHEIUO In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
  IMHO In My Humble Opinion
  IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
  IMO In My Opinion
  IMOO In My Own Opinion
  IMS I Am Sorry
  INMP It's Not My Problem
  INNW If Not Now, When
  INPO In No Particular Order
  IOH I'm Outta Here
  IOUD Inside, Outside, Upside Down
  IOW In Other Words
  IPN I'm Posting Naked
  IRL In Real Life
  ISAGN I See A Great Need
  ISH Insert Sarcasm Here
  ISS I Said So
  ISTM It Seems to Me
  ISTR I Seem To Remember
  ISWYM I See What You Mean
  ISYALS I'll Send You A Letter Soon
  ITIGBS I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
  ITM In The Money
  IUM If You Must
  IWALU I Will Always Love You
  IWSN I Want Sex Now
  IYAOYAS If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
  IYD In Your Dreams
  IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
  IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
  IYO In Your Opinion
  IYQ I like you
  IYSS If You Say So
  IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
  J/C Just Checking
  J/J Just Joking
  J/K Just Kidding
  J/P Just Playing
  J/W Just Wondering
  J2LYK Just To Let You Know
  J4G Just For Grins
  J5M Just Five Minutes
  JAD Just Another day
  JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker
  JAFS Just A F***ing Salesman
  JAM Just a Minute
  JAS Just A Second
  JDI Just Do It
  JEOMK Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
  JK Just Kidding
  JM2C Just My 2 Cents
  JMO Just My Opinion
  JOOTT Just One Of Those Things
  JSU Just Shut Up
  JT Just Teasing
  JTLYK Just To Let You Know
  JUADLAM Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
  K OK
  KBD Keyboard
  KEWL Cool
  KFY Kiss For You
  KIA Killed In Action
  KIR Keep It Real
  KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
  KIT Keep In Touch
  KK Kiss Kiss
  KMA Kiss My Ass
  KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
  KMP Keep Me Posted
  KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
  KMSLA Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
  KMWA Kiss My White Ass
  KOK Knock
  KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
  KOTL Kiss On The Lips
  KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
  KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work
  KWIM Know What I Mean
  KYPO Keep Your Pants On
  L8R Later
  LAQ Lame Ass Quote
  LBR and LGR Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
  LBUG -or- LBIG Laughing Because You Are Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
  LD Long Distance -or- Later Dude
  LDIMEDILLIGAF Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
  LDR Long Distance Relationship
  LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again
  LHO Laughing Head Off
  LHOS Lets Have Online Sex
  LIFO Last In First Out
  LIS Laughing In Silence
  LKITR Little Kid In The Room
  LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
  LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
  LMFAO Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
  LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life
  LMK Let Me Know
  LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
  LMTCB Left Message To Call Back
  LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
  LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
  LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
  LONH Lights On, Nobody Home
  LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud
  LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
  LOU Laughing Over You
  LPOS Lazy Piece Of Sh*t
  LRF Little Rubber Feet
  LSV Language, Sex, Violence
  LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry
  LTM Laugh To Myself
  LTNS Long Time No See
  LTR Long Term Relationship
  LULU Locally Undesireable Land Use
  LWR Launch When Ready
  LY Love You
  LY4E Love You Forever
  LYB Love Ya Babe
  LYCYLBB Love You, see You Later, Bye Bye
  LYKYAMY Love Ya, Kiss Ya, Already Miss Ya
  LYL Love You Lots
  LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
  LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
  LYLB Love Ya Later Bye
  LYMI Love Ya, Mean It
  LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart
  M4C Meet for Coffee
  M8 or M8s Mate or Mates
  MA Mature Audience
  MAYA Most Advanced Yet Accessible
  MB Message Board
  MBN Must Be Nice
  MBRFN Must Be Real F***ing Nice
  MFD Multi-Function Device
  MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen
  MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
  MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
  MIA Missing In Action
  MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
  MILF Mother I'd Like to F***
  MITIN More Info Than I Needed
  MKOP My Kind Of Place
  MLAS My Lips Are Sealed
  MM Market Maker
  MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You
  MOFO Mother F***er
  MOMPL One Moment Please
  MOO Mud, Object-Oriented
  MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
  MOP MOment Please
  MorF Male or Female
  MOSS Member Of The Same Sex
  MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
  MOTD Message Of The Day
  MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex
  MSG Message
  MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do
  MSNUW Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
  MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
  MTF More To Follow
  MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
  MTLA My True Love Always
  MTSBWY May The Schwartz Be With You
  MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition
  MUSM Miss You So Much
  MWAH the sound of a kiss
  MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
  MYL Mind Your Language
  MYOB Mind Your Own Business
  N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
  N/M Nothing Much
  N/T No Text
  N1 Nice One
  N2M Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
  N2MJCHBU Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
  NAB Not A Blonde
  NADT Not A Damn Thing
  NAK Nursing At Keyboard
  NALOPKT Not A Lot of People Know That
  N-A-Y-L In A While
  NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
  NBD No Big Deal
  NBIF No Basis In Fact
  NCG New College Graduate
  NDN Indian or Native American
  NE Anyway
  NE1 Anyone
  NE1ER Anyone Here
  Ne2H Need To Have
  NESEC Any Second
  NFBSK Not For British School Kids
  NFF No F*cking Fair
  NFG Not F***ing Good
  NFI No F***ing Idea
  NFW No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
  NG New Game
  NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
  NIGYYSOB Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
  NIM No Internal Message
  NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
  NIMJD Not In My Job Description
  NIMQ Not In My Queue
  NIMY Never In A Million Years
  NISM Need I Say More
  NIYWFD Not In Your Wildest F*cking Dreams
  NM Never Mind or Nothing Much
  NMH Not Much Here
  NMHJC Not Much Here, Just Chilling
  NMP Not My Problem
  NMTE Now More Than Ever
  NN Not Now!
  NOFI No OFfence Intended
  NOYB None Of Your Business
  NP No Problem
  NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear
  NRG Energy
  NRN No Reply Necessary
  NSA No Strings Attached
  NSFW Not Safe For Work
  NSS No Sh*t Sherlock
  NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
  NTK Nice To Know
  NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
  NTYMI Now That You Mention It
  NUFF Enough Said
  NW No Way
  NYCFS New York City Finger Saluet
  OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
  OBTW Oh By The Way
  OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
  ODTAA One Damn Thing After Another
  OIC Oh, I See
  OK All Correct
  OLL OnLine Love
  OMB Oh My Buddha
  OMDB Over My Dead Body
  OMG Oh My God
  OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
  OML Oh My Lord
  ONID Oh No I Didn't
  ONNA Oh No, Not Again
  ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
  OOAK One Of A Kind
  OOC Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
  OOF Out Of Facility
  OOI Out Of Interest
  OOO Out Of Office
  OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
  OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
  OSIF Oh Sh** I Forgot
  OT Off Topic
  OTF Off The Floor
  OTOH On The Other Hand
  OTP On The Phone
  OTT Over The Top
  OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
  OUSU Oh, You Shut Up
  OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
  OZ stands for: Australia
  P&C Private and Confidential
  P2C2E Process Too Complicated Too Explain
  P911 Parent Alert
  PAL Parents Are Listening
  PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff
  PAW Parents Are Watching
  PD Public Domain
  PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
  PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
  PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
  PFA Pulled From Ass
  PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
  PIF Paid In Full
  PIMP Peeing In My Pants
  PIR Parent In Room
  PITA Pain In The Ass
  PLS Please
  PM Personal Message -or- Private Message
  PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
  PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
  PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
  PND Possibly Not Definitely
  PO Piss Off
  POAHF Put On A Happy Face
  PONA Person Of No Account
  POOF Good-bye, also seen as ::poof::
  POS Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
  POV Point of View
  PP People
  PS Post Script
  PTH Prime Tanning Hours
  PU That Stinks
  P-ZA Pizza
  QL Quit Laughing
  QQ Quick Question
  QS Quit Scrolling
  QT Cutie
  R&D Research & Development
  R&R Rest & Relaxation
  RAT Remote(ly) Activated Trojan
  RBAY Right Back At You
  RBTL Read Between The Lines
  RC Remote Control
  RE Regards or Hello Again
  RFD Request For Discussion
  RFR Really F*#king Rich
  RFS Really F*#king Soon
  RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms
  RL Real Life
  RLF Real Life Friend
  RMLB Read My Lips Baby
  RMMM Read My Mail Man
  RN Right Now
  ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
  ROR Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
  ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
  ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
  ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
  ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing
  ROTGLMAO Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
  ROTM Right On The Money
  RPG Role Playing Games
  RSN Real Soon Now
  RT Real Time
  RTBS Reason To Be Single
  RTFAQ Read the FAQ File
  RTFM Read The F***ing Manual
  RTK Return To Keyboard
  RTM or RTFM Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual
  RTTSD Right Thing To Say Dude
  RU Are You
  RUMCYMHMD Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
  RUMORF Are You Male Or Female
  RUOK Are you OK
  RUT aRe yoU There?
  RUUP4IT Are You Up For It
  RX Regards
  RYO Roll Your Own
  S^ What's Up
  S2R Send To Receive
  S4L Spam For Life
  SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
  SBUG Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
  SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
  SED Said Enough Darling
  SEG Sh** Eating Grin
  SEP Somebody Else's Problem
  SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
  SF Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
  SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
  SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear
  SFX Sound Effects
  SH Sh** Happens
  SHID Slap Head In Disgust
  SII Seriously Impaired Imagination
  SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
  SITD Still In The Dark
  SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
  SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message
  SME Subject Matter Expert
  SMEM Send Me E-Mail
  SMIM Send Me an Instant Message
  SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
  SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
  SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
  SO Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)
  SOB Son Of a B*tch
  SOGOP Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
  SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
  SOI Self Owning Idiot
  SOL Sh** Out of Luck
  SOMY Sick Of Me Yet
  SOP Standard Operating Procedure
  SorG Straight or Gay
  SOS Same Old Sh**
  SOT Short On Time
  SOTMG Short On Time, Must Go
  SRO Standing Room Only
  SSDD Same Sh** Different Day
  SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
  STD Seal The Deal
  STFU Shut The F*** Up
  STFW Search The F***ing Web
  STM Spank The Monkey
  STR8 Straight
  STW Search The Web
  STYS Speak To You Soon
  SU Shut Up
  SUAKM Shut Up And Kiss Me
  SUFI Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
  SUP it means: What's Up
  SUYF Shut Up You Fool
  SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
  SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
  SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
  SWDYT So What Do You Think
  SWL Screaming With Laughter
  SYS See You Soon
  TA Thanks Again
  TAFN That's All For Now
  TAH Take A Hike
  TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
  TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up
  TAS Taking A Shower
  TBA To Be Advised
  TBC To Be Continued
  TC Take Care
  TCB Trouble Came Back
  TCOY Take Care Of Yourself
  TDM Too Darn Many
  TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
  TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
  TFDS That is For Darn Sure
  TFH Thread From Hell
  TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
  TFX Traffic
  TGGTG That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
  TGIF Thank God It's Friday
  THX or TX or THKS Thanks
  TIA Thanks In Advance
  TIAIL Think I Am In Love
  TIC Tongue In Cheek
  TILII Tell It Like It Is
  TK To Come
  TLA Three Letter Acronym
  TLGO The List Goes On
  TLITBC That's Life In The Big City
  TLK-2-U-L-8-R Talk to You Later
  TM Trust Me
  TMI Too Much Information
  TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It
  TNA Temporarily Not Available
  TNC Tongue In Cheek
  TNT Til Next Time
  TNX Thanks
  TOM Tomorrow
  TOPCA Til Our Paths Cross Again
  TOT Tons of Time
  TOY Thinking Of You
  TP Team Player
  TPC The Phone Company
  TPTB The Powers That Be
  TQM Total Quality Management
  TS Tough Sh**
  TSIA This Says It All
  TSOB Tough Son Of a B*tch
  TSR Totally Stuck in RAM
  TSRA Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
  TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
  TTFN Ta Ta For Now
  TTG Time to Go
  TTS Text to Speech
  TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
  TTUL Talk to You Later
  TTYL Talk To You Later
  TVN Thank You Very Much
  TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit
  TWIMC To Whom it may Concern
  TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
  TXS Thanks
  TY Thank You
  TYVM Thank You Very Much
  U You
  U2 You Too
  UBS Unique Buying State
  U-L You Will
  unPC unPolitically Correct
  UPOD Under Promise Over Deliver
  UR You Are
  URAPITA You Are A Pain In The Ass
  URWS You Are Wise
  URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me
  USP Unique Selling Proposition
  VBG Very Big Grin
  VBS Very Big Smile
  VC Venture Capital
  VEG Very Evil Grin
  VFM Value For Money
  VM Voice Mail
  VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
  VSF Very Sad Face
  W/O Without
  WAD Without A Doubt
  WAFM What A F***ing Mess
  WAG Wild Ass Guess
  WAI What An Idiot
  WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
  WAYD What Are You Doing
  WAYN Where Are You Now
  WB Welcome Back -or- Write Back
  WBS Write Back Soon
  WC Who Cares
  WCA Who Cares Anyway
  WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge
  WDR With Due Respect
  WDYS What Did You Say
  WDYT What Do You Think
  WE Whatever
  WEG Wicked Evil Grin
  WETSU We Eat This Sh** Up
  WF Way Fun
  WFM Works For Me
  WG Wicked Grin
  WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***
  WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If
  WIIFM What's In It For Me
  WIP Work In Process
  WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable
  WIT Wordsmith In Training
  WITFITS What In The F*** Is This Sh**
  WITW What In The World
  WIU Wrap It Up
  WKEWL Way Cool
  WNOHGB Were No One Has Gone Before
  WOG Wise Old Guy
  WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
  WOP With Out Papers
  WRT With Regard To or With Respect To
  WT Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
  WTB Want To Buy
  WTF What The F***
  WTG Way To Go
  WTGP Want To Go Private
  WTH What the Heck
  WTMI Way Too Much Information
  WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine
  WTTM Without Thinking To Much
  WU What's Up
  WUF Where You From
  WWSD What Would Satan Do
  WWY Where Were You
  WX Weather
  WYCM Will You Call Me
  WYP What's Your Problem
  WYRN What's Your Real Name
  WYS Whatever You Say
  WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
  WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good
  WYT Whatever You Think
  WYWH Wish You Were Here
  X-I-10 Exciting
  XME Excuse Me
  XOXO Hugs and Kisses
  YA Yet Another
  YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
  YACC Yet Another Calendar Company
  YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It
  YBF You've Been F***ed
  YBS You'll Be Sorry
  YCT Your Comment To
  YDKM You Don't Know Me
  YEPPIES Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
  YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding
  YGBSM You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
  YHM You Have Mail
  YIC Yours In Christ
  YKW You Know What
  YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
  YNK You Never Know
  YOYO You're On Your Own
  YR Yeah Right
  YRYOCC You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
  YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
  YTTT You Telling The Truth
  YUPPIES Young Urban Professionals
  YW You're Welcome
  YWIA You're Welcome In Advance
  YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
  ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired


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