As The Bridge Team Goes Ruffing Along
Written by: Anonymous
Source: Mad Magazine, 1962, No 69
..... and sung to the tune of the Marine's Anthem
Contributed originals by courtesy of Mr. Charles R. Welford, M.D.
- for Bridge Teams
THE BRIDGE TEAM GOES RUFFING ALONG
(to the tune of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along")
Bid a heart!
Bid spade!
Bid a game that can't be made!
As the Bridge Team goes ruffing along!
Lose a slam
By a trick!
See your partner getting sick
As the Bridge Team goes ruffing along!
For it's a Hi, Hi, Hee!
We've got vulnerability!
Shout out "3 No Trump" loud and strong!
DOWN FOUR!
We will set the pace
As we trump our partner's ace -
And the Bridge Team goes ruffing along!