As The Bridge Team Goes Ruffing Along

Written by: Anonymous

Source: Mad Magazine, 1962, No 69

..... and sung to the tune of the Marine's Anthem

Contributed originals by courtesy of Mr. Charles R. Welford, M.D.

 

 

 

 

- for Bridge Teams

THE BRIDGE TEAM GOES RUFFING ALONG

(to the tune of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along")

 

Bid a heart!

Bid spade!

Bid a game that can't be made!

As the Bridge Team goes ruffing along!

Lose a slam

By a trick!

See your partner getting sick

As the Bridge Team goes ruffing along!

For it's a Hi, Hi, Hee!

We've got vulnerability!

Shout out "3 No Trump" loud and strong!

DOWN FOUR!

We will set the pace

As we trump our partner's ace -

And the Bridge Team goes ruffing along!