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Grand Slam

Written by: Jean Hall of Sun Lakes, Arizona

Source: The Bridge Bulletin, August 2002, Page 28

 

 

I think that I will never hold

A hand that's 7 NT cold.

A hand with every Ace and King,

And Spades 8, 9, 10, Jack and Queen.

 

But if I do, I'll bid that slam

And bring it right on home, but damn

Just as sure that's what I'll do,

Every other North will too.

 

But wait ..... the way my luck has run of late,

Every other North makes eight!