Mind Wanderings of a Bridge Player

Author: Dick Rooney

Source: The Declarer, an Internet Bridge Magazine
Sun City Lincoln Hills Duplicate Bridge Club

Date of Issue: April 2006

Man with one chopstick go hungry ....
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok ....
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left ....
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there ....
He who laughs last, think slowest !
On the other hand, you have differnet fingers !
If you think nobody cards, try missing your partner's cuebid ....
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - chardonnay in one hand, chocolate in the other, no concern about number of Master Points, and screaming ......

WOO - HOO ..... what a ride !!