Sitting North Was a LOL

Written by: Stu Goodgold, San Jose, California

Sitting North was a LOL (little old lady),

Whose ethics at bridge were quite shady.

When her 3N went down,

She looked blue with a frown :-(

But recorded the score as 630.

Or to improve the rhyme scheme a bit ...

Sitting North was a LOL (little old lady),

Whose ethics at bridge were quite shady.

When her 6 Spades went down,

She looked blue with a frown :-(

But recorded the score as 980.

Or, if you prefer:

Sitting North was a LOL (little old lady),

Whose ethics at bridge were quite shady.

When her 2 Hearts went down,

She looked blue with a frown :-(

But recorded 1 Heart made +80.