At The Bridge Table  Written by: Dickie Aschermann of Stow, Ohio  Source: The Bridge Bulletin, August 2002, Page 28      Please spare me all your aches and pains!  My aunt has laryngitis.  I'll bid one Heart. She also has  Acute appendicitis.  I'm on two kinds of pain relief:  It's osteoarthritis.    One Spade you bid? The doctor said,  Be glad it's not colitis.    Whose turn to bid? My son-in-law  Is suffering from neuritis.  I guess I'll pass. And both his kids  Are down with tonsillitis.    You made six Spades?!? And bid just one?  It's coming back! Gastritis!